Talk show trauma!

An enormous cloud of drama swept over the entire town of Dollywood on Saturday night during the airing of the first episode of "Gladis". As you all know, Gladis' (DingyFeathers) first guest on the show was Jack (freeduck___) and we all knew that wouldn't end well.

When Gladis asked Jack about his seven month relationship with partner Mairin (loveshorses5) a tall, big breasted, blonde lady in the audience quickly stood up and yelled "He doesn't love her, he loves me!".

The entire audience gasped and a spotlight swung around to the anonymous woman, she removed her oversized Prada shades to reveal she was in fact Jack's ex ex EX, Khol (hollyoaksrocks*)! The audience, Gladis and Jack were all shocked to their very cores. Jack rose from his seat and bawled back at Khol "Sit down you tacky bitch!", Khol replied with "You're just scared that everyone will know the truth!", Jack then retaliated by charging at Khol screaming "You bitch! You fucking ugly plastic bitch!". Both tumbled to the ground and  heated it up in a scandalous bitch scrap! Extensions went flying, names were called and one member of the audience even said she saw a tampon fall out of Khols shorts!

When security finally broke up the fight, Jack gracefully emitted a generous serving of his saliva on to Khols face. Classy.

Both are now in separate hotels and refuse to apologize for their actions.

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Give a doggett a bone and that bitch will pipe down

When Ashley (ashley_doggett) visited PIX Studios two weeks ago, security had to escort her during her massive tantrum when she discovered she could not hire a photographer for a private photo shoot. She wished to hire top photographer Reza (paria10), but when he politely declined due to full bookings, she threw a diva strop and went insane.

A secretary at PIX told us

"Ashley went mad! She threw her handbag at a window and took her shoes off and started kicking everything."

After security took her out of the building, she sat outside for hours reading old copies of VOGUE, until eventually, Reza came out to her and allowed her a one hour photo shoot.

Just 1 of 84 photos from the shoot.

Ashley wants, Ashley gets.

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Caffeine Catastrophe!

All hell broke loose today when Nika (Princess_Kiara1) received an incorrect order in "Roots" coffee shop downtown.

The member of staff who served Nika told our reporters

"She ordered a decaf triple shot mocha frappé and I accidentally only gave her two shots. Instead of asking nicely for me to correct the drink, she removed the lid and threw the entire thing on me!"

Passers by and customers in the store said that they were "shocked" my Nika's behaviour. After committing the appalling act, she apparently stormed out of the store muttering to herself and pushed a lamp over on the way out.

 A member of Nika's team told us she had been stressed and anxious about the opening of her new tattoo parlour in a few weeks, and maybe that's what provoked the inconvenience.

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