Talk show trauma!

An enormous cloud of drama swept over the entire town of Dollywood on Saturday night during the airing of the first episode of "Gladis". As you all know, Gladis' (DingyFeathers) first guest on the show was Jack (freeduck___) and we all knew that wouldn't end well.

When Gladis asked Jack about his seven month relationship with partner Mairin (loveshorses5) a tall, big breasted, blonde lady in the audience quickly stood up and yelled "He doesn't love her, he loves me!".

The entire audience gasped and a spotlight swung around to the anonymous woman, she removed her oversized Prada shades to reveal she was in fact Jack's ex ex EX, Khol (hollyoaksrocks*)! The audience, Gladis and Jack were all shocked to their very cores. Jack rose from his seat and bawled back at Khol "Sit down you tacky bitch!", Khol replied with "You're just scared that everyone will know the truth!", Jack then retaliated by charging at Khol screaming "You bitch! You fucking ugly plastic bitch!". Both tumbled to the ground and  heated it up in a scandalous bitch scrap! Extensions went flying, names were called and one member of the audience even said she saw a tampon fall out of Khols shorts!

When security finally broke up the fight, Jack gracefully emitted a generous serving of his saliva on to Khols face. Classy.

Both are now in separate hotels and refuse to apologize for their actions.

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Keep your Kohl!

Kohl (hollyoaksrocks*) is now hospitalised and safe thanks to a team of medics whom found her after this photo of her circulated around tumblr;

The image was captured by a passanger in a car on it's way to Vegas. It shows Kohl stood at the side of the road after a fatal car crash that could have potentially killed her!

 When the police and ambulance arrived, the car was completely upside down and Kohl was laying at the side of the road unconscious.

She has been submitted to ECO Hospital for major facial reconstruction surgery and no other information has been released as of yet.

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