Talk show trauma!

An enormous cloud of drama swept over the entire town of Dollywood on Saturday night during the airing of the first episode of "Gladis". As you all know, Gladis' (DingyFeathers) first guest on the show was Jack (freeduck___) and we all knew that wouldn't end well.

When Gladis asked Jack about his seven month relationship with partner Mairin (loveshorses5) a tall, big breasted, blonde lady in the audience quickly stood up and yelled "He doesn't love her, he loves me!".

The entire audience gasped and a spotlight swung around to the anonymous woman, she removed her oversized Prada shades to reveal she was in fact Jack's ex ex EX, Khol (hollyoaksrocks*)! The audience, Gladis and Jack were all shocked to their very cores. Jack rose from his seat and bawled back at Khol "Sit down you tacky bitch!", Khol replied with "You're just scared that everyone will know the truth!", Jack then retaliated by charging at Khol screaming "You bitch! You fucking ugly plastic bitch!". Both tumbled to the ground and  heated it up in a scandalous bitch scrap! Extensions went flying, names were called and one member of the audience even said she saw a tampon fall out of Khols shorts!

When security finally broke up the fight, Jack gracefully emitted a generous serving of his saliva on to Khols face. Classy.

Both are now in separate hotels and refuse to apologize for their actions.

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Gladis talks "Gladis"

During an official press interview today regarding her new talk show, Gladis revealed how she felt about the very first guest to appear on her show, Jack (freeduck___).

"Jack is a very controversial character" she exclaimed "he has a vast array of personalities and I feel like he could swing from one mood to the next whilst on the show".

Last September, a court trial was held after Jack's (now ex) partner, Nicole (tapstar321) accused him of setting fire to her Mother's home. The entire trial was filmed and streamed to thousands of viewers LIVE on national television. During the trial, Jack was seen rolling back his eyes and mumbling, he also looked directly in to the cameras several times and made inappropriate suggestions using his tongue. After such events, many now label him as "psycho" or just "weird".

The first show of the new series is set to air this Saturday at 7pm and Gladis has said she is "nervous" and "doesn't know what to expect". Thousands of Gladis' fans have already said they can't wait to tune in and neither can I! Let's just hope all goes well...

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In DDenial

After Doll Daily newspaper featured this close-up photo of Dollywood's most controversial transgendered train wreck, Jack (freeduck___), major uproar occurred

The photo was snapped by a member of the Doll Daily team whilst Jack was browsing the rails in "Antidote" last week, wearing only a black strapless bra and hot pants.

Rumours went flying that Jack had extensive surgery including breast enhancement, liposuction around the neck and chest area, and even a chin augmentation! Whenever anyone asked Jack for his side of the story he simply stated "No comment". But, his partner of seven months, Mairin (loveshorses5) gave her say to why Jack's torso looked tweaked; "He's been suffering from many personal issues lately" she whined to reporters "He's lost a lot of weight very quickly and things aren't really going well right now". That doesn't really explain why his assets have gone up a cup size, but we should really give Jack the benefit of the doubt I suppose.

Later that day, Jack posted on his Tumblr blog that he would be appearing on "Gladis" (the new talk show hosted by Gladis (DingyFeathers) later this week and will reveal all about the rumours of his surgery.

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