Weight loss worries!

Linda (Elite-Girl) was rushed to hospital when found passed out in her mountain top hotel Suite, just hours after this photo of her was posted on twitter by Reza (paria10)

Reza posted the photo with the caption

" Linda's looking very...deprived."

Which is true! Linda looks very underweight in the photograph, and her face looks so gaunt. Rumour has it she's been taking laxatives and other various diet pills in a desperate attempt to lose 30lb before she moves to her new beach home in Dollywood Sands. 

She tweeted recently 

"got to look my best for ds! x"

When will she ever learn.

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Young Holly-wouldn't!

Earlier today Kimberly (xxlovexx) verbally attacked the team at the Starplaza Department Store with the following quote in her public online Diary.

"I think the latest, and horrendous, Young Hollywood collection has proven that we don't buy every limited thing from the Starplaza. It was awful and hardly anything sold it. If you don't make the effort SD we won't buy."

"Young Hollywood" was a new store opened on what the residents of Dollywood call "the expensive" side of the Starplaza. It barely sold any of it's products due to it's high pricing and low quality. Most of the clothes were "limited edition" too.

Kim's online Diary is known to contain many angry and slightly illiterate posts. Some even say that the Dollywood Council may get it shut down because of how much of a negative her posts have towards the town. I'm pretty sure that if any officials tried to tackle it down, Kimberly wouldn't take it too kindly.

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In DDenial

After Doll Daily newspaper featured this close-up photo of Dollywood's most controversial transgendered train wreck, Jack (freeduck___), major uproar occurred

The photo was snapped by a member of the Doll Daily team whilst Jack was browsing the rails in "Antidote" last week, wearing only a black strapless bra and hot pants.

Rumours went flying that Jack had extensive surgery including breast enhancement, liposuction around the neck and chest area, and even a chin augmentation! Whenever anyone asked Jack for his side of the story he simply stated "No comment". But, his partner of seven months, Mairin (loveshorses5) gave her say to why Jack's torso looked tweaked; "He's been suffering from many personal issues lately" she whined to reporters "He's lost a lot of weight very quickly and things aren't really going well right now". That doesn't really explain why his assets have gone up a cup size, but we should really give Jack the benefit of the doubt I suppose.

Later that day, Jack posted on his Tumblr blog that he would be appearing on "Gladis" (the new talk show hosted by Gladis (DingyFeathers) later this week and will reveal all about the rumours of his surgery.

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