In DDenial

After Doll Daily newspaper featured this close-up photo of Dollywood's most controversial transgendered train wreck, Jack (freeduck___), major uproar occurred

The photo was snapped by a member of the Doll Daily team whilst Jack was browsing the rails in "Antidote" last week, wearing only a black strapless bra and hot pants.

Rumours went flying that Jack had extensive surgery including breast enhancement, liposuction around the neck and chest area, and even a chin augmentation! Whenever anyone asked Jack for his side of the story he simply stated "No comment". But, his partner of seven months, Mairin (loveshorses5) gave her say to why Jack's torso looked tweaked; "He's been suffering from many personal issues lately" she whined to reporters "He's lost a lot of weight very quickly and things aren't really going well right now". That doesn't really explain why his assets have gone up a cup size, but we should really give Jack the benefit of the doubt I suppose.

Later that day, Jack posted on his Tumblr blog that he would be appearing on "Gladis" (the new talk show hosted by Gladis (DingyFeathers) later this week and will reveal all about the rumours of his surgery.

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Fur real?

Whilst out furniture shopping at Opulence yesterday, Eliza (Wooldoor) was the victim of an attack performed by a gang of PETA protesters whom ran into the store and began TEARING Eliza's gorgeous fur coat apart. A store clerk quickly called 911 and the protesters had to be tased and evacuated from the store.

The maniacs tore and cut off clumps of fur from the coat, including parts off the bottom and on the right sleeve. After the ambush, Eliza stated she was "shocked" and "terrified". "I thought one of them was going to slash my face" she told our reporter "it was the scariest thing that's ever happened to me".

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